Oui, Oui, Je Suis Back
Goldfrapp are playing the Birmingham Academy (one of the closest gig locations to me) on Friday 24th February (that's the Friday before my 18th birthday)!!
!!!!!!!1111eleven!!!! (x million)
It's like, fate or something surely?
We Need A Little Edge With Our Electro Pop
t.A.T.u - Dangerous & Moving
Blunt of the week is a new feature we are introducing. It’s based on James Blunt and him being the biggest cunt in the world and convenient rhyme that means we can swear without swearing. Blunt Of The Week is a bit nasty, with absolutely no niceness involved at all, just pure hatred. So you should all love it.




Indie Girl took a little trip down to Newcastle this week for a nice healthy injection of Goldfrapp into my Saturday night. I will now list the highlights and lowlights of an electro-filled night.
Highlights:
IG: G-A-Y bliss from the Australian starlet. Definitely showing that she’s not just Kylie’s sister. This track has clear summer vibes so perhaps it should’ve been released earlier but it does cheer you up instantly (and strangely makes me want to jump into a pool) and is ideal in these dreary autumn months. A master stroke from the sister who was earlier ignored and referred to as “the other minogue.” Kylie had better watch out.
PB: Dannii represents pop this week and becomes pop princess in her sister’s absence. Although, if she’s just going to keep releasing slightly above-average regurgitated dance records and calling them pop, she had better not get to used to the pop crown.
In typical dance stylee, the chorus makes you want to throw your hands in the air and the lyrics don’t really seem to make any sense, but that’s OK because everyone’s too busy dancing to listen to what Dannii is actually saying.
It’s difficult to review Dannii (that’s my excuse anyway) because everything could be said already has: the comparisons to Kylie, the saviour of gay dance music crown, the pink pound’s sole survivor in the destructive tsunami of i-Tunes, the ‘this single really could make Dannii huge’ and ‘could this be her first number one?’ comments. So I won’t say anything more.
Lovebites - You Broke My Heart
PB: Jumping on the Busted bandwagon slightly less-offensively than Noise Next Door and The Faders, before it finally rolls off into the distance, are the Lovebites. I won’t tire you with Busted comparisons because, quite frankly, they are kind of exhausted already.
But! If you try hard enough (and you don’t have to try that hard) then you can easily sing ‘What I Go To School For’ over this. Go on, try. In fairness, it’s not a bad pop punk song, but we all knew that already, because we already made it #3 in September 2002.
IG: Girl power? No. This is the crucial first single from the second attempt at a girl Busted. The first being The Faders and we all know how that turned out. Which is a shame because I actually liked “No Sleep Tonight” more. Just noisy girls and rubbish lyrics for me I’m afraid. My earlier reference to “girl power” would be the fact that the whole song is based around the fact they’re going to beat up their boyfriend for cheating on them. The only redeeming feature of the track is that the chanty bits remind me of some early “Kenickie” but that is all. Thankfully, there isn’t really a chance of them sticking around as the market they are going for need to guys to fancy to go with the pop-punk and Lovebites just don’t deliver.
Tiga ft. Jake Shears – You Gonna Want Me
IG: Repetitive catchy lyrics and killer bass for the clubs. This will definitely not be a mainstream hit for underground Tiga but his little glimmer of hope comes in the form of Scissor Sisters vocalist Jake Shears singing the main hook of the song. Electro dance built to take over the clubs at it’s finest.
PB: This song should be brilliant. Afterall not only is it by Tiga, who featured on Richard X’s album, but it features Jake Shears who’s only the lead singer the biggest band in the world.
It is annoying then, that this song turns out to be a little bit average. The vocals on the chorus from Jake are far from his best and sound very half-hearted and the song itself seems to trudge along aimlessly with a beat in the background that isn’t half as gay or half as brilliant as it should be. I do like the hand claps though.
McFly - I Wanna Hold You
PB: Since when did McFly become Busted. Here McFly give us a song that sounds more like something that should’ve been on second Busted album than anything on the second Busted album.
Where is that opening guitar bit from? I recognise it. Maybe it was from the last single because I can’t really tell them apart (although that may say more about me than it does about McFly).
This song is dripping in sentiment and loveliness, but is not sickly sweet because of the heavy guitars all over the song, which I make me want to shuffle around a bit, not dance – shuffle!
Fearne Cotton should love this. If she doesn’t, she is a fool because this is just what she’s been telling us she likes for however long it’s been that she’s been presenting TOTP.
